The Holiday Rear

Christmas and New years are almost here, and the economy is faltering creating some holiday fear. People will be eating everything in sight, trying to relieve their stress that keeps them up at night.




Will you sacrifice your rear for the upcoming New Year?


The holidays are the time, when good eating habits go out the window for a short length of time.

Cookies candy and alcohol are hard to avoid, unless you live in some kind of void.

This year will be worse for some, with the economy looking so ho hum.

You could write Santa a letter, but he has isn't doing much better.

I always-here people say it’s the holidays as an excuse, to indulge in all things that have their waistline bulging from over use.

Once the holidays are over, you will step on the scale and your eyes roll over.

So I created the Holiday Rear, in hopes you will think about it over and over!


The Holiday Rear

You have hung the stockings with care, making sure the candy is all there.

You have trimmed the tree to a tee, hanging candy canes for all to see.

You have baked your cookies with glee, not caring about the calories.

You have eaten everything in sight,to find your rear has grown to some sight.

You have forgotten the basic rule; to many calories are never cool!

You have only one person to blame, and you know their name.

You have the power, its in your willpower.


Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!